Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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