I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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