apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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