what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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