If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
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I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
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You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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