Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
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