I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
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