Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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