we're blogging at a bar
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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