I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
It's blow job season.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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