He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
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gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
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i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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