Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
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but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
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I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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