i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Be still, my beating vagina.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
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