So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
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woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
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I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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