it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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