Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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