that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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