idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
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Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
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You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
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Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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