Responsibility does not care about your dick.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
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All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
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I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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