You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
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