If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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