He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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