There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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