go do what you do best...puke behind churches
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
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I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
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Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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