Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
The feeling are messing with the penis
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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