ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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