I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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