LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
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Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
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Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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