this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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