Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
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