he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
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Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
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She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
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