Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
The ass gains better be worth it
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