she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
My brain says no but my pants say off.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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