wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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