did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
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I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
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Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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