So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
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btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
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I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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