Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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