I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
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Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
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Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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