dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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