so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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