I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
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It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
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Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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