wrigley field is MILF paradise
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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