he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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