I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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