Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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