i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Randomize
