I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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