I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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