these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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