Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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