i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
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This is the prime rib incident all over again
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
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And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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