There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
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yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
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Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
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