Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
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It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
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I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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